Greg Turd

Can't believe this absolute grub got off this charge. Not sure who's worse though, him or his diabolical yank girlfriend. They both deserve each other

What happened....

to Andre Agassi???

I used to be a bit of a fan during his career. But like millions of others worldwide, was left mystified at the revelations of his book launch last week.

First there was his deep hatred for the game of tennis. Weird considering it has earnt him fame and fortune.

Then there was his throwing of the 1996 Australian Open semi final so as to not have to face Boris Becker in the Final. WTF??!

But most disturbingly was the blaming of a French Open Final loss on the fear that his massive mullet wig would fall off! Possibly the greatest mullet in sporting history was not real!! Unbelievable.

What next. He's a raving homosexual married to Steffi Graf who was an East German sprinter at the 1980 Olympic Games???

World's gone MAD

Twins

Is this the black version of Danny DeVito and Big Arny? Believe it or not this is the current coach and manager of the West Indies cricket side. Probably sums up the upcoming summer of woeful cricket we'll be subjected to from this once proud cricketing entity.

What a joke