In the previous posts, PAWD ( I assume writing under the guise of Mrs PAWD) started the discussion about the Worlds Filthiest, Grubbiest, Dirtiest and Cheatingest (not a word, but still) sporting countries.
Here is my rundown of the Top 5 dirtiest sporting countries on Earth.
1. Argentina.
When we think of cheating soccer teams, we think of Italy. When we think of dirty rugby teams, the French and the Boks spring to mind. I put it to you that the Argies have them covered in both areas. This is the country whose greatest ever player not only is a massive coke fiend but his most famous play the "Hand of God" was the most blantant foul in soccer, possibly sports, history. And now he's the coach.
The word for the rugby team is "subhuman". Where they find those neaderthals they pass off as front rowers, I have no idea, but I suppose it's a better option than the GPS fags we keep trotting out. Unless you have regard for eyeballs, which the Argies clearly don't.
2. South Africa.
Their rugby coach claims that gouging is just part of the game, the whole forward pack is routinely the largest in the world (ie biggest roid munchers) and their most successful cricket captain since apartheid was a match fixer. So they have a lot going for them.
3.France
The rugby team is second only to Argentina for eyeball rearrangement and they are probably the foremost practitioners of the testicle squeeze and head rucking. Unfortunately, their soccer team is regarded generally as a classy bunch.
4. Italy.
Although diving is a part of soccer world wide, in Italy is has been perfected. Seem to be fairly effective sledgers too as evidenced by Zidane's meltdown. I know the Aussie cricket team can sledge, but I'm not sure they call opponents Mums whores and say they fuck thier sister. Not since Mcgrath retired anyway.
5 (tie) Pakistan and India
These two countries are basically the reason that neutral umpires are in Tests. Javed Miandad NEVER got out LBW in a home test and I'm sure Gavaskar would've had less than 5. Pakistans most successful captain since Imran not only was the main runner for bookies but was nicknamed the Rat. The Indians now run world cricket and protect the biggest grub in world sport- Harbajan- even though he habitually racially slurs opponents. if the shoe was on the other foot, they'd be out for blood. I think I hate the Indian cricket team more than any team on Earth.
Honourable mention-
England.
Invented the concept of the "hooligan", won the Ashes due to stalling in the first test and pitch doctoring in the last test. Also stretched the rules in 05 with a crucial run out by a dodgy sub fielder. And don't think we've forgotten about Bodyline either you soap dodging fuckers.
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Yeah agree, the Argentinian Rugby Team takes the prize for mine. Blatant eye gouging and dodgy tactics.
ReplyDeleteSouth Africa almost dead heat with their doggy Rugby side.
South African Cricket team is also a pack of cats, led my Graham Smith and Andre Nel.
Id rate India 3rd just because I hate them and want their useless country to burn to the ground. They have the nerve to call Andy Symonds a monkey when they all look and smell like monkeys, fuckwhits!
All VERY honourable mentions there for me Deevs. It is definately India for me who are the worst species of any living thing on the planet IMO.
ReplyDeleteI am forever 'grateful' to that Argentinian prop who spared me my life on a night out in Adelaide after their World Cup loss to the Irish in 2003. To have both my eyeballs, my half eaten kebab, his ripped shirt and my life still in my possession after this altercation, I will forever sing 'Don't cry for me Argentina' when eating a late night kebab reminscing about this ridiculous end of season footy tour.
'Thankyou' Argentina