Tuesday, November 17, 2009

What happened....


to Andre Agassi???

I used to be a bit of a fan during his career. But like millions of others worldwide, was left mystified at the revelations of his book launch last week.

First there was his deep hatred for the game of tennis. Weird considering it has earnt him fame and fortune.

Then there was his throwing of the 1996 Australian Open semi final so as to not have to face Boris Becker in the Final. WTF??!

But most disturbingly was the blaming of a French Open Final loss on the fear that his massive mullet wig would fall off! Possibly the greatest mullet in sporting history was not real!! Unbelievable.

What next. He's a raving homosexual married to Steffi Graf who was an East German sprinter at the 1980 Olympic Games???
World's gone MAD

4 comments:

  1. Couldnt agree more Sco. I was shattered that one of the only guys I liked in tennis who had a personality was actually a druggo and a fraud. Shame on you Andre! He should have just kept his mouth shut and never let this info go public. He has now lost millions of former fans for the sake of selling a few books.

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  2. I always thought Agassi was an overrated poser and liked Sampras better.
    Everyone put shit on Sampras for being boring- sorry winning more majors than anyone else ever is boring to you.
    Plus, Sampras had a WAY hotter Mrs.- as the great Chris Farley said- "That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of AAASSSSSSSS"

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  3. Good call Deevs. Was she the one out of B Madison?? Superb

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  4. This exposes Agassi for the selfish terd he is. In launching his book and being honest about his life and experiences is fine, however he has pretty much bitch slapped the sport which has given him everything. If he was not a talented athlete he would have ended up on meth and in a gutter, as he basically admitted in his interview on tele.

    This is nothing more than both an attention seeking stunt and a cash grab to make sure his book gets plenty of publicity and sells plenty of copies.

    But I guess he has achieved his goal, we are all taking about it. Free publicity.

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