With all the talk lately about the Grubs in League I thought I would name my top 10 Grubs in world sport. Again they are in random order.
1. Brett Stewart-Personally sabotaged the NRL's entire million dollar launch campaign by getting over friendly with his young neighbour. Apparently he has a girlfriend and apparently the neighbour didn't want to be touched by this grub.
2. Anthony Watmough-Massive niggler on and off the field who can't put a sentence together. Slapped/punched a Manly sponsor and couldn't understand why he got fined. GROW UP JERK.
3. Raphael Nadal-When Roger Federer was winning everything people still loved him, this greasy germ just gets on my nerves. Smart ass brat.
4. Michael Clarke-Would rather brush his hair and spent time with his bimbo fiance' than concentrate on his cricket.
5. Ben Cousins-May have been clean for a while but once an ice addict always an ice addict. Only a matter of time until he is caught shooting up in the dressing sheds.
6. Greg Bird-Who glasses their missus? Monster grub.
7. Harbhajhan Singh-Don't care if that's how you spell his 1st name because he shits me. Always sledging the house down and complains when it happens to him. Gets away with murder because Indian cricket controls the ICC. Also a chucker!
8. Christiano Ronaldo-Sure he can play but is grub no1 in soccer. Loves it when things are going his way but loses the plot when they are not. Loves a cheap shot and loves a dive.
9. Nick Darcy-Was a great chance for a medal at the last Olympics but instead decided to re arrange Simon Cowley's face with his fist. Refuses to apologise and keeps saying he is hard done by. If he was sincere in his statements this might have all been finished with but instead he has ruined his career. Oh and thugs shouldn't be able to represent the Green and Gold anyway.
10. Shayne Hayne-Not really a sportsmen I know but close enough. More arrogant than Bill Harrigan and without any personality. Loves to be bigger than the game!
Give me your thoughts on this list.
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Yeah pretty good list. I agree with pretty much all of it. Only two I disagree with is Stewart and Nadal. Stewart made a mistake whilst blind drunk. If that means he is a grub then we are all grubs.
ReplyDeleteI think Djokovic is the biggest grub in the history of tennis. Wanker.
I would also have Gallen and Quinn high on my list as stated in an earlier blog. Idiots.
Setanta O'hAilpin would rate a mention for smashing his team mate during an AFL intra-club match. You don't kick a team mate when on the ground, you should probably not even kick an opponent when on the ground. Dog act.
Matt Henjak. Complete idiot. Another guy who likes fighting team mates.
You should know by now that I will give it to the Try Thief at any chance.
ReplyDeleteGallen, Quinn and that Saetanta are all jerks and grubs I agree.
Matt Henjak, not worth writing a sentence.
There just isn't enough time in the day to properly comment on this list. Except to say that Paul Gallen and Steve Matai surely must close to being the the starting side of this team.
ReplyDeleteWayne Carey (when not rooting his best mates wife he's bashing his girlfriend AND police), Sonny Bill (the French one) and Khoder Nasser (not a sportsman's arsehole but a fucking grub regardless) must also be very close.
to add to the international flavour, I would put c.ronaldo at no.1. or harbajan.
ReplyDeletei'd have to have kobe bryant on the list as he loves anally raping people.
also, barry bonds is apparently one of the grubbiest ten humans on earth, not just among athletes.
i dont mind nadal either thats harsh
Who are you kidding Deevs?? Nadal has to be up there on the podium, merely for the fact that he cant keep his hand out of his arse before EVERY serve. GRUB!
ReplyDeleteCan we get a Top 100 for this particular category...