
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Bad Sport James

Saturday, May 30, 2009
A Tale of Two Titties (well, 4 actually....)

Two contrasting breast related sports stories in this weeks papers that I thought were interesting...
In todays Sunday Tele was the earth shattering news that Jana Rawlinson (NOT pictured above) has had a boob job. This was on page 7.
To which I think I can confidently speak for all at SSS by saying- WHO F%CKING CARES???
It's not going to do anything to help your woeful head for starters, the only thing it's done is put you back in the papers which is the last place you should be because everyone hates you and you've done nothing but be a pain in the arse drama queen.
In yesterdays Tele, however, ,there was far graver news that 18 year old rising tennis star Simona Halep (pictured above), standing at only 5'5" but equipped with 34 FFs (FFS alright!) is having a breast REDUCTION!!!!
She is sick of the back pain and believes having a reduction will help her movement around the court but again i think I speak for all when I say - Simona, c'mon, its only tennis, there are more important things......God made you this way for a reason......let's not be hasty here......
Friday, May 29, 2009
Mad Moments in Sport-Part 1 (III)

Thursday, May 28, 2009
Mad Moments in Sport - Part 1 (ii)
In a previous game Haland clipped Keane and then whilst Keane was on the ground Haland went over and abused him for faking an injury. Keane didn't like this and he waited for retribution. He finally made headlines in the 2001 Manchester Derby, a game in which Alf-Inge Haland was his opposition. Five minutes from the final whistle, he was sent off for a blatant knee-high foul on the Norwegian in what was seen by many as an act of revenge. He initially received a three game suspension and a £5,000 fine from the FA but further punishment was to follow after the release of Keane's autobiography in August 2002, in which he stated that he intended "to hurt" Haland. Keane's account of the incident was as follows:
" I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you cunt. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries."
An admission that the tackle was in fact a premeditated assault, it left the FA with no choice but to charge Keane with bringing the game into disrepute. He was banned for a further five matches and fined £150,000 in the ensuing investigation. Despite widespread condemnation, he later maintained in his autobiography that he had no regrets about the incident: "My attitude was, fuck him. What goes around comes around. He got his just rewards. He fucked me over and my attitude is an eye for an eye." Haland briefly considered taking legal action against Keane, but after both legal and medical advice he later decided otherwise. The Norwegian retired from football shortly afterwards and it appears that it was due to this tackle.
Here is the intial tackle on Keane and the expensive retribution from Keane on Haland.
More Subpar Punting Advice
Please, stay away from the NRL during Origin. It is a foolish endeavour to gamble on such unknowns.
Two good bets however, the Bulls giving seven and a half v the Chiefs in the Super 14 final. They are absolute specials- the best team during the season against a team just happy to be there- that rarely ends well for the underdog.
Also, as much as I hate to say it- get on Queensland 3-0 paying 3.75. I would argue that should be paying about 2.75 and I'd consider it. Even better value is Queensland 13 + in Game 1 at 3.20. This series will be similar to Aus v NZ tests- NSW might take a close one (though I sincerely doubt it) but if that Queensland backlone gets hot, it could get real ugly for the Blues. How this is paying 3.20 is beyond me.
Any other good bets out there?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
I love this event !!!
I am applying to be a catcher for the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2010 race. Some of the hits they put on the runners are huge.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Mad Moments in Sport - Part 1

It was 1995 and a nothing away match against Crystal Palace was heading into yet another predictable United victory before all hell broke loose, big time. Cantona was sent off by the referee for a vengeful kick on Palace defender Richard Shaw after Shaw had pulled his shirt. As Cantona was being escorted from the pitch by United kit man Norman Davies, Cantona broke away and launched a 'kung-fu' style kick into the crowd, directed at Crystal Palace fan Matthew Simmons, followed by a series of punches. The infamous photograph of the moment Cantona's foot connected with Simmons, was used with permission on the front cover of the band Ash's single "Kung-Fu". The front cover alone generated publicity in the British rock press, which helped the band finally get a hit single when it charted at number 57 in the same year.
The kung fu'ed fan was later tried for threatening language and behaviour. He received a seven-day prison sentence, but only served 24 hours of his sentence. Makes the Campbelltown fan look like he got off pretty easy for his efforts on Friday night. It was also revealed that Simmons had previous criminal convictions, including an attempted violent robbery in 1992 where he had attacked a Sri Lankan petrol station worker with a spanna. Nice work
At a press conference called later, Cantona gave what is perhaps his most famous quotation. Referring to how journalists would constantly monitor his behaviour, Cantona said, in a slow and deliberate manner: "When the seagulls follow a trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much." He then got up from his seat and left, leaving many of the assembled crowd bemused. What a nutter.
Cantona was sentenced to 120 hours of community service after an appeal court overturned a two-week prison sentence for assault. In accordance with the FA's wishes, Man U suspended Cantona for the remaining four months of the 94-95 season, but the suspension was later increased by the FA to a nine-month ban from world football, in conjunction with a further fine of £10,000. United also fined Cantona two weeks wages and he was stripped of the French captaincy; Man U never recovered from this moment of madness relinquishing their title surprisingly to Blackburn Rovers.
In 2007 Cantona said, "I have a lot of good moments from football, but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." Amazing
One Mans List of the Greatest Plays Ever
This is my list of the greatest plays ever in no particular order, sport by sport. The criteria are two- significance of the play, so they have to be in big games and big moments, and how brilliant the actual execution of the play was.
League- Three contenders-
*Steve Jacksons try in extra time for Canberra in the 89 GF
*the Queenslanders try at the end of Origin at the SFS in 94 (although the bastards threw at least 3 forward passes- I was there and I'm still bitter)
* My personal fave- Sattlers tackle which won the comp in 03.
Union-
* Lomu's try vs the Poms in the 95 World Cup- the most dominant player ever at his absolute peak
* Eales' conversion to win the Bledisloe in NZ- Typified aruably the greatest all round rugby player ever- Kefu's try to win Eales' last game was great too
* The 91 World Cup QF- Australia score a length of the field try in the last minute to beat Ireland
Cricket-
* Shane Warnes ball of the century, bamboozling Gatting with his first ball on English soil.
* Doug Walters hooking a six off the Poms on the last ball of the day in Perth to score a century after tea
* Glenn McGrath's ridiculous catch in Adelaide a few years back
AFL
* Pluggers record setting goal
* Leo Barry's mark vs West Coast that won the comp for the Swans
Don't know enough about AFL to come up with a third
International sports-
*Soccer- for all Aussies it has to be the penalty from Aloisi to qualify for the World Cup
* NBA- The LeBron shot the other day was great, but the best sequence ever was MJ v Utah, tied game with 18 seconds left, strips Karl Malone, brings the ball up, wicked crossover and an 18 footer to win his 6th championship. Would've been the best ending to a career if he stayed retired.
* NFL- Three plays from the last two SBs- the "Helmet Catch" to keep the game winning drive alive on 4th and long for the Giants, then the 101 yard Int return by James Harrison at the end of the 1st half and the game winning TD catch by Santonio Holmes at the end. Two of the best games ever and 3 great plays in the last two years.
* Baseball- 2003- Boston down 3-0 in the series to the Yanks, after 90 years without a championship, 1 run down in the 9th in Game 4. Dave Roberts steals 2nd by the barest margin, triggering a comeback that led to the Sox beating the Yanks that night, that series and eventually winning the World Series.
* Golf- Tigers putt to win the last US Open after 5 rounds on one leg, and Larry Mize chipping in to best the Shark in the Masters in the late 80s (87 I think)
* Olympics- Kieran Perkins 3rd 1500m Gold and Usian Bolt in the last Olympics are stand outs, an d the Aussies relay team beating the Yanks in Sydney was good too.
Over to you- what have I missed?
Monday, May 25, 2009
Sharks Saviour
Play of the century
I think this is one of the best plays in sporting history. Its a massive call and I will probably be proven wrong but I don't care !! This is amazing !! I have never seen anyone more determined then Ben Watson. Absolute legend !!
NSW state of origin team

Sunday, May 24, 2009
Pathetic Refs

Thursday, May 21, 2009
Best Bets
Bulls-6.5 Vs Crusaders-The Bulls are dominant at home and the Crusaders have injury worries and arent the force they once were
Fremantle off scratch Vs Nth Melbourne-Cant believe that Freo are not the favourite. They have been very good for a month now and the Roos are poor and full of injuries.
Essendon off scratch Vs Richmond-Essendon are exciting and Richmond have too many out.
West Coast off scratch Vs Collingwood-Collingwood have half their side out and West Coast play better at home
Should pay about $9.00 so get on.
SBW and Mundine Fight night
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
How good are the sharks going ??

Just some more negative publicity for the sharks !!
Can things get any worse ??
Sex scandal - Yes (Matt Johns '02)
Drug scandal - Yes (Reni Maitua '09)
Alcohol problems - Yes (Brett Seymour '09)
Gambling problems - Yes (Michael Sullivan '07)
Poor performance on the field - Yes (Wooden spooners '09)
Club about to become obsolete- Yes (Money problems '09-'10)
Is it possible for this club to make any more negative headlines this year ?? - Yes
I am pretty confident the sharks are about to lose any sponsors they have left and that means bye, bye Sharkies !! I wonder if they will be able to pay the players to finish off the current season. I bet Barret and Tupou are regretting their decisions to join this doomed club.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Early kickoffs
Monday, May 18, 2009
GLARING OMISSION IN GRUB 13
Kev tells me that JonBoy cast his eyes over Pawd's selection of the grubby 13 and the subsequent comments. While a fan on the concept and agreeing with most picks he said to pass this along-
"As a Raiders fan I am offended that PAWD and all commenters forgot perhaps the greatest grub of all- Simon Woolford"
Fair f#cking point. After all he was nicknamed "The Grub"
What an oversight by all at SSS.
Friday, May 15, 2009
VIDEO REF............

Thursday, May 14, 2009
Who wants to throw a tip in the air?
I say take the Dogs at the Dragons getting 3 1/2 as that'll be a close one, they're both good teams so take points there. Also, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Panthers at home giving only 6.5 to the putrid Sharks seems like a good thing.
What are your picks of the weekend? F#ck knows everyone should have more idea than me.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Grub 13
1. Matthew Ridge-NZ, eye gouging tool
2. John Hopoate, CAPTAIN-Ol stink fist loved to stick his fingers up peoples dates
3. Justin Hodges-Pest, cheap shot merchant
4. Greg Bird-Who glasses anyone, was dirty on the field aswell
5. Wendell Sailor-Amusing fella but very grubby. Always puts 2 cents in and continually annoys opposition players
6. Terry Lamb-Made Ellery Handley disappear from the field in the 1988 grand final with a very low act in backplay.
7. Steve Linnane-Almost pulled Greg Alexanders eye out with a huge gouge
8. Peter Kelly-Love the bloke but played in a grubby time and excelled
9. Cameron Smith-Mr nuisance. Always puts the sly knee in and loves trying to rip peoples arms off
10. Les Boyd-King of the eye gouge and stiff arm, ruined his own career breaking Daryl Brohmans jaw. Still hasn't shut Daryl up though
11. Rod Reddy-Most tackles he made involved a knee, stiff arm or eye gouge
12. Luke O'Donnell-Loves a brain snap and it usually involves a cheap elbow or forearm
13. Paul Gallen-Nothing needs to be said
Mike Tyson
Craig Bellamy should not be coaching NSW !!!

(1) He will have 7 or 8 players in the QLD team. Do you think he is going to give away his secrets on how to shut down his superstars and risk revealing valuable information that will derail the Storms season. No chance...he won't be coaching the NSW team to their full potential. Does Mal Meninga has anything holding him back ?? Nope.
(2) Wasn't he going to coach QLD in 2006 ?? He is a New South Welshman who wasn the leading candidate to take over Queensland job until Artie Beetson stepped in. So he didn't get the coaching job he wanted...then why not just take the second option...the NSW job. Coaching NSW should be your number 1 priority, if you went for the QLD job then you should not be given a chance to coach NSW.
(3) He is a whinning little bitch. He is like the spoilt kid that cries when he doesn't get ice cream for desert. He shows passion at times but as soon as something goes wrong he goes nuts. He thinks that he is bigger then the game. Why do you think his own players call him Bellyache !! Has any other coach been fined $50k in one hit by the NRL ??
(4) I am not completely convinced he is that good of a coach. He was under Bennet for a long period of time which has to help but I think he has inhereted a pretty decent team. I am confident Slater, Inglis, Folau, Smith and Johnson would be the players they are today with or without Bellamy. If I was coaching these guys we could play touch footy every session for training and we would win more games then we lose during an NRL season. Ill be interested to see how he goes when these players start getting older or move on.
(5) There is a better candidate for the job. John Cartwright. True, honest and loyal bloke who seems to be able to relate to his players extremely well and bring out the best in them. When I look at the Gold Coast team I don't see that much talent (except for Prince and Campbell) but the Titans are competitive week in and week out and are currently equal second on points. He also seemed to do very well coaching the City team with limited preperation. He should be NSW coach !!
Opinions ??
Friday, May 8, 2009
NSW Team?
1. Gidley-Captain. Very creative and dangerous
2. Williams-Played poor in the game last night but has plenty of speed and is tough
3. Jennings-Explosive speed which we need
4. Cooper-Safe as houses, cant pick Lyon as he isn't interested
5. Monaghan-To combat Folau in the air
6. Campese-Wasn't great last night but very good for the last year
7. Wallace-Dominant last night
8. Galloway-Has that get fucked attitude which is a must for Origin
9. Farah-Outplayed Ennis completely last night
10. Kite-Shit form but will get picked
11. Laffranchi-If his cheek isn't broken from the hit Eastwood put on his chin last night
12. Gallen-Grub, but can play and is great for Origin
13. Stewart-Prob doesn't deserve it but if you play for Aust you should play for your state
14. Wing-Outstanding in City Vs Country game
15. Bailey-Can play big minutes and loves Origin
16. Creagh-Must play if fit
17. Poore-Bolter but played well last night and also capable of big minutes if required.
I think that is a pretty competitive side who will push QLD.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Enough is Enough!

The weekends best bets
Country (1.98) over City- because they always seem to care more.
Knights (-4) over Titans- The Knights have one of the better home fields in the league and seem to be rounding into form, whereas the Titans look like they're going the other way.
Australia (-13.5) over NZ- These tests always fall into one of two categories- Aussies play terribly and lose narrowly, or they play well and win by plenty. In the second scenario, 13 isn't enough.
Super 14 value bet- Reds paying 8.50 over the Crusaders. The Crusaders just lost to the Sharks FFS. Therefore no-one should be paying $8.50 against them, especially when the Reds just won one in NZ
Sharks(-4.5) over Tahs- Because the Tahs are f%cking rubbish. I tipped them for the comp and now I am openly bitter.
Brisbane Lions (scratch) over Richmond- Richmond are 1-5, Brisbane are 3-3- so why exactly is this an even bet?
Happy punting!!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
The Future?

I find it disturbing that our rugby league clubs run on relatively small budgets and one or 2 years of bad fortune can kill a club off….
Cronulla have had money troubles for years but seriously the CEO says that they are in financial trouble because his projections for crowds figures this year were calculated at 11 000 at home games. Cronulla are averaging 7 000.
So a difference of 3000 in attendance is enough to put a rugby league club under in the best competition in the world.
I find that scary…….for the future.
This is the Worlds Greatest Athlete

But anyone that watches a variety of sports around the world realise that the best athletes in the world reside in the NFL, NBA and major European soccer clubs. And the pick of the bunch is LeBron James. 6 foot 9, 120 odd kg, fast and agile as Billy Slater, hand eye co-ordination like Michael Clarke (and he doesn't parade around in his scruds). His sport of choice is hoops, but there isn't a sport based on size, speed and athleticism that he wouldn't dominate. He would be great at any sports here except cricket. Give him 6 months to practice and he would kill the Olympic decathlon. In the words of Molly Meldrum, do yourself a favour and watch some of his highlights on YouTube or nba.com. Do it now. Seriously. Go.
LeBron has just won his first MVP award and is in the process of destroying the Eastern Conference on the way to a presumed showdown with the loathsome Kobe Bryant and his Lakers. He is doing this after topping the league with 66 wins, with a decent but not particularly good team around him. He led his team in points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocks. That happens once every ten years or so. He can play and defend against any position on the floor. I hope and I think that he will win his first title, and he just turned 24. Jordan was not MVP until 26 and didn't win his first title until 29. James has a chance, a real chance, to win 5 or 6 titles and go down as the best ever ,even MJ.
All sports fans should watch this guy given the chance. Watch his highlights on the net. Watch the playoffs on ESPN and One HD. You will be amazed.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
It's Not Rocket Science!
As the title says "It's Not Rocket Science" as to what should be done with this weekend.
Friday Night 730pm-City Vs Country
Saturday Night 730pm-Australia Vs New Zealand
No other games should be played this weekend, make it a stand alone rep footy weekend. If the players whinge that it makes the season too long then cut 1 week off the end of the season. Sort it out NRL this is a joke!
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Is there any such thing...

City Vs Country

Friday, May 1, 2009
Origin Snub

How has this bloke not played for NSW? NSW often get beaten by those grubs north of the border because they tough it out and stay till the last minute. This bloke is as tough as nails and will chase everything and bust his arse until the last whistle. If he was a QLDer he would have played 5 to 10 games by now….
NSW would rather select pretty players who are flashy. Too many agendas and backroom deals. QLD pick grubs (there are plenty to choose from the state is full of them) who have a chip on their shoulders.
You would thin after 25 years we would learn from past failures.
Other blokes we should consider-
Michael Ennis- has that f@@ck you in him…will do anything to win….if not him Luke Priddis
Luke Patten- Just gets the job done no fuss…
Joel Reddy- No flash good production…cleans up well….
Josh Morris- is a true grub like his old man…is a centre but looks like he would bite your ear off if it helped him win…
Luke Bailey- will get it done